Preview Milan - Madrid

Amek mood before game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFCe5CrVBc

Hahahaha..

Milan 3-1 Chievo

16 Oct 2010, Serie A, San Siro

Abbiati
Zambrotta Nesta T.Silva Antonini
Gattuso Pirlo Seedorf
Ronaldinho
Pato Ibrahimovic

Goals: Pato 18', 30', Ibrahimovic(o.g) 70', Robinho 90+3'

Whenever Pato starts, whenever Pato calls, whenever Pato quack quack.

Terbaik dari ladang itik.

And when Rino Gattuso received some rating of 7.0 by goal.com, that must be really something.

Aku nak tengok Sergio Pellisier main, selambe je aku pakai die main PES titik Mat Anip.

Tapi aku tak dapat tengok, sume orang sebok nak tengok Chelsea, jadi pagi-pagi ni terpakse la bukak highlights jer.

Sialan.

Pastu tengok game Barca, commentator Spain lagi macam sial. Lanon pun jammed je.

Haih, penat tengok la dieorang ni berniaga char kuew teow. Penat tolong makan lagi.

Come on Alessandro Matri!!! Make a hatrick against Inter!!! Come on!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Italy 0-0 Serbia : Suspended

12 Oct 2010, Euro Qualifying Group Stage, Stadio Luigi Ferraris Genoa

Viviano
Zambrotta Bonucci Chiellini Criscito
Marchisio Palombo Pirlo Mauri
Pazzini Cassano

The match being called off by referee just 6 minutes after kick-off, after assault and flames thrown by Serbian Ultras.

Prandelli has expressed his desire to play two center forward up front with Cassano play the supporting role, but injury to De Rossi has called the manager plan off, with he clearly stated there is no clone for the Il Futuro Capitano. What the ficken du?

Midfield, which is not my prime concern, which I believe either Montolivo or Marchisio, or D'Agostino or Cigarini, or Mauri or Aquilani, or Poli or Dessena could start with Palombo covering for Pirlo from deep. Just in question who will be the heir of Pirlo? Ok, face it, Italy rely heavily on the number twenty-one, much after Totti's absent. Now can the Italian-bad-boy replace the Italian-golden-boy? Will people say No Cassano no party? Ha ha ha.

The biggest issue is on wingers and full backs, Zambro is good, but the 33-year-old probably cannot replicate his prime anymore, and when Euro 2012 calls, he will be thirty-five. Cassani? Maggio? Antonini shown tendency of bombing forward at Milan, but defensive positioning and marking surely are not the Milanman's strongest point. And that means the likes of Santon-Motta-Silvestri or Criscito-De Ceglie-Antonelli have to shine immediately, rather than depending on old legs. So far Molinaro has not been impressive on international stage and Balzaretti still waits for his international chance. Meanwhile, I expecting Prandelli to try new center-half, other than the pair of Chiellini-Bonucci.

Buffon? I've missed his smile, big big big smile.

Currently listening to: Monsoon - Tokio Hotel. "My room is cold, and making me insane - - - - Just me and you. Will be there soon, so soon".

Badjie? Oh dear, I miss you more.

Tiredness. Time to sleep.

Italy 0-0 Northern Ireland

8 Oct 2010, Euro 2012 Qualifiying Group Stage, Belfast

Viviano
Cassani Bonucci Chiellini Criscito
De Rossi Pirlo Mauri
Pepe Borriello Cassano

Bila aku bukak Livescore, aku mencarut: Celaka, sialan.

Bila aku tengok siaran yang tertunda selepas sehari: Macibai, setan.

Ahhh, seri ke? Seri seri seri?

Cibai lah Pazzini asal tak score jer!

Aihhhh, Pirlo tak patut jadi kapten lah aku rase.

Nak wat camne, die yang paling tua kot.

Takpe, Italy still at the top of the group.

Ha ha ha...

Gadis Pujaan Hati

Siapa lagi kalau bukan gadis sendiri.

Tak lain dan tak bukan adalah:

Yare yare, Badjie, ti amo sempre.

Ho ho ho. Hari ini aku senang hati.

Tapi rase macam dah lame tak jumpe kekasih hati.

Ishhh, takleh jadi macam ni.

Sweetheart, come to me!

Kebodohan: Google Sendiri Punya

Tadi aku bosan giler, jadi aku buat benda bodoh - Google blog sendiri.

What are the results if I search for 'blue belle boy'?

Salah satu yang keluar daripada berjuta-juta.

Yes, nursery rhyme.

I had a little boy,
And called him Blue Bell;
Gave him a little work,--
He did it very well.

I bade him go upstairs
To bring me a gold pin;
In coal scuttle fell he,
Up to his little chin.

He went to the garden
To pick a little sage;
He tumbled on his nose,
And fell into a rage.

He went to the cellar
To draw a little beer;
And quickly did return
To say there was none there

Lepas tu aku main Google Translate lak. Aku copy paste lirik ni translate Bahasa Malaysia.

Bagus siot benda alah ni, siap boleh listen-listen lagi ade suara orang cakap.

Dont cry for me Argentina : non piangere per me Argentina.

Cuba kau taip Maradona is macibai and pukimak, dan suruh Englishgirl sebut.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Tiba-tiba aku rasa title post ni macam lucah pulak.

Derby D'Italia 2010

Juventus 0-0 Inter Milan

3 Oct 2010, Derby D'Italia Serie A, Giuseppe Meazza

Storari

Grygera Bonucci Chiellini De'Ceglie

Krasic Melo Aquilani Marchisio

Iaquinta Quaqliarella

Goals: Iaquinta (disallowed)'

Good news and bad news. Which one you prefer first?

I start with the bad news -  It was an open game, but Juventus deserved to win, for me, off course, I am anti-Inter - one, because they are city rival, and two, because they don't play Italians, and three, let just say I don't fancy them.

If only the linesman not raise the flag up, or if Iaquinta could smartly and cleverly leave the ball to Quaqliarella who in onside position, Juventus should have gone with three points.

Alberto Aquilani had a rating of 5.0, named as flop of the match at goal.com. What the fuck?

Milos Krasic had an outstanding game, on the highway to be the next Pavel Nedved. And Chiellini done ever so well to kept Milito isolated - and gave Juventus clean sheet - even Eto'o constant threat on the left alm.ost provide a goal.

Santon get a chance on the left back, doing much better than the shaky Chivu. Oh why must he play as Nerazzuri?

I have to watch the second half on replay. One, because Mat Anip cibai nak tengok ayam, aku pulak selamba lah ajak tengok bapok pulak. Two, because kedai mamak macam cibai nak bukak Real Madrid lawan ape team entah walaupun Real dah confirm menang dengan membelasah teruk-teruk.

The good news is :

Milan level with Inter in points. Maybe Scudetto will come to the hands of Berlusconi this time, but I am not placing my hope high.

Cubaan Mem-bitchy

Aku ade akaun tagged. Sudah semestinya lah dekat tagged.com.

To keep this plain simple, I'm going to write very straight forward.

Satu hari aku terview status sorang pompuan tu - I'm going to rewrite this rather than copy and paste, sebab die guna huruf kecik dan besar dalam susunan yang tak menentu yang kelihatan macam bangang :


"I'm here not for special boyfriend, and I don't even want your number. So please dun bother to give me your number and asking for mine!" - Anonymous

Yeah, sounds frustrating is it? I mean to all guys out there - who wants to date this girl or just 'geli-geli'? Memang confirm bilangan yang nak 'geli-geli' lagi banyak lah. Hahaha.

So I viewed this girl or seems like a lady profile, and..

She wore something like - I don't know - for her profile picture - tapi kalau Scarlet mesti dia cakap baju tidur - with clearly showing her bra straps, dan semestinya sedikit 'lurahan'. Atau lebih senang cerita - lurah tetek. Tapi ade je gambar die pakai tudung jugak.

And she wrote something like - nak laki yang hensem dan penyayang, caring, suka makan coklat dan makin gemok, sekarang dah abis blaja dah keje kat KL...

And of course, she opted for Friends and Dating in interest.

So tell me why they keep coming to you? For me, the point number one itself completely inviting them.

Stupid.

Milan 1-0 Parma

2 Oct 2010, Serie A, Stadio Ennio Tardini

Abbiati

Zambrotta Nesta T.Silva Antonini

Gattuso Pirlo Seerdorf

Ronaldinho

Robinho Ibrahimovic

Goals: Abang Super Kacak dan Bergaya Andrea 'Fantasista' Pirlo 25'

When he scored, I just told Pak Penyu: Yeah, tengok tu, tengok. Thats what Italy have been missing for the World Cup. Giler babi sial Abang Model Spender ni. Tibe2 je terus shooting macam peluru.

Previously he said: Aku tak paham liga Italy ni, banyak orang muda2 power2 tapi nak pakai orang yang tua-tua jugak.

I just watched the first half, sume kerana Pak Hasan memaksa aku melayan dia main game PES. Macibai.

But lucky I don't miss the wonder strike, live. Strange ball spin, but what else to say - fantastic. Sheer class, top quality, super super super kacak. Tapi celebrate macam nak tak nak. Biaselah abang terhegeh-hegeh, lembab dan lembik nak jage rambut. Ha ha ha.

Selamba lawan Real nanti buat lagi sekali. Bagi gol terbaik dari ladang punye.

"Andrea 'Maestro' Pirlo rarely scored goal for Milan, but when he does, he do it in style," - Valentino Boy

Ibrahimovic should have scored though, at least a goal. Kelihatan bangang sungguh apabila dia bermain one-two dengan keeper sebanyak tiga kali.

And Allegri placed Ronaldinho at the center, place that probably most suits him, I mean now, rather than his natural preference on the left hand side - which had made him two times world player - yes he still a good player, a great player he was, but we all know he passed his prime, but somehow his feet still does magic, even he terribly lost his pace - thats why I've long hoping to see him on the middle.

Still Milan need 'real' wingers rather than depending on the attacking full backs.

Crespo berbuat kelakar hari ini bila cuba menanduk bola bila boleh menggunakan kaki. Oklah tu, nasib baik dia tak score. Nesta presence just enough to bother him. Hahaha.

"Ahh tak dapat tengok Giovinco main, takde dalam lineup pulak," - Valentino Boy

"When you need someone to stand up and to be counted, to pull an absolute rabbit from a hat..," - Martin Tyler

"Football is not fun without Ronaldinho," - Bahri Boyot.

Oh Negaraku

Kalau kau rakyat Malaysia, kau pasti pernah menyanyikan lagu Negaraku.

Ya, lagu yang pernah dibuat bahan ketawa oleh seorang pelajar Cina yang belajar di Hong Kong, entah aku pun tak sure.

Semasa lepak dengan Caer, aku terpandang bendera Malaysia di bilik. Selain itu, aku pun ada bendera Italy jugak. Hahaha.

Aku teringat betapa form nya Vincenzo Iaquinta dengan Gattuso menyanyikan lagu kebangsaan mereka mase World Cup aritu.

Aku pun tiba-tiba nyanyi:

"Malaysia, oh tanah airku, tanah tempat tumpah darahku, Negeri elok amat ku cinta.. Yang ku puja sepanjang masa..."

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Aku terfikir, aku tanya Caer:

Caer, lagu ni sedap kan?

Lagu pa?

Lagu yang aku nyanyi ni la, die macam semangat sikit.

Hmmm..

Baik amek lagu yang aku nyanyi ni jadi Negaraku lagi syok kan? Ni lagu asek cakap tuhan kurnia, dok harap rahmat, balik2 raja, sultan, Sultan Bola, Hahaha..

Malas layan ang la.

Ang tak rase ke lagu Negaraku tu tak sesuai, tak patriotik langsung? Xda langsung sebut pasal 'Malaysia' dalam lagu tu.

Memanglah, ang tak tau ke lagu tu buat asal dari Jeneral France dulu? Untuk org Indon dulu, tu pasai org Indon mara kat kita.

Mampuih nak percaya muka ang.

Caer berhenti dengar lagu Abang Jamal Abdillah di laptop, terus Google.

Haa' ang tengok ni asal usul lagu Negaraku.

Ok, aku tengok sekali imbas, aku malas baca, yang penting ada beberapa pendapat. Kau pun boleh Google sendiri.

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Aku terpikir, Chamak semalam ada cakap: Tu dia, aritu ada orang form gila bola Malaysia lawan Korea pun nak pakai baju Korea sokong Korea, nakhorom.. Kot lawan Man U ke boleh lagi pasal club.

Yeke? Mane ang tau? Aku yang pegi tengok x nampak pun.

Ada gambaq awek upload dalam facebook aku tengok aritu.

Aku gelak, takpelah kalau ciken lawa. Baru meriah sikit.

Ciken oh ciken oh ciken. Kalo menarik boleh gak cuci mata. Hahaha.

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Aku baring balik atas katil, aku pikir:

Aku rase sebenarnya lagu Negaraku tu dah ok, cume kene tambah sebut pasal 'Malaysia dan elemen 'fight for your country'.

Aku rase kalau diubah sikit, mesti kite ade semangat kenegaraan yang lebih tinggi.

Takpelah, nanti aku kasi tulis surat kat Najib tengok camna blah ke tak blah. Tapi aku sape, mesti Najib tak layan aku. Cis..

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Aku pikir lagi, pastu aku cakap:

Caer, jom pi makan, lapaq lah.