Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Cerita Semalam: Tompok Air

Kelmarin, aku ke Jusco bersama Scarlet Babyson aku untuk mencari kasut atau pun high heel atau pun sandal or whatever u called it. Die punye.

Sebelum itu kami ke Wong Solo. Makan ayam bakar. Die belanja, die cakap sedap.

Aku memang selalu suruh die belanja pun.

Dan tayar motor aku yg kurang kacak termasuk paku. Dahla hujan ni. Macibai.

Scarlet pulak pilih kasut takde satu pun yang suke. Aku cakap ini, itu tak lawa. Kalau mahal baru die cakap lawa, kalau aku yang beli baru die nak. Kannina.

Selepas lepak mamak bersama Mok, kami ke BJ untuk mengambil 'Chamak' yang form gila babi.

Aku, Mok, Chamak isap rokok dalam kereta walaupun hujan. Dan ada Van Cibai Berwarna Biru merempuhi tompok air di MRR2 sejurus itu air menjurus masuk ke kereta Mok.

Chamak: Ko laju sikit Mok kejar van tu.

Scarlet: U, i terminum air tu.

Hahahaha, padan muka.

Sejurus bila mendekati van biru itu...

Chamak: Macibai lu, slow la bodoh, tak nampak air ke habis masuk kena air ni macibai kimak!

Muka pakcik cina tu terkejut. Satu kereta ketawa. Scarlet pun sama.

Hai.. tengok Scarlet aku makin hari makin menawan pulak.

Milan 1-1 Ajax

28 Sept 2010, UCL Group Stage, Armsterdam Arena

Abbiati
Zambrotta Nesta T.Silva Antonini
Gattuso Pirlo Flamini
Seedorf Robinho
Ibrahimovic

Goals: El Hamdaoui 23', Ibrahimovic 37'

I don't watch the match, I will do later.

I don't understand how can Astro televised the match between Chelsea-Zilina and Arsenal-Partizan Belgrade instead of Madrid or Milan. I mean 'live'.

Between two No-European-Title-English-Teams and Milan? Madrid?

Long story short, I believe Milan-Ajax should be on live telecast. Fuck.

So I just watch the highlights. Aku pun tak paham, die cakap Belanda agaknye.

Dan Nesta kena 'ole' dengan Suarez, kemudian gol. Macibai.

Dan Robinho pun pandai buat cibai, selepas dah dapat jadi starting eleven.

Pirlo masih kacak.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Milan 1-0 Genoa

25 Sept 2010, Serie A, San Siro

Abbiati
Abate Nesta T.Silva Antonini
Boateng Pirlo Gattuso
Robinho Ibrahimovic Ronaldinho

Goals: Ibrahimovic 49'

Flamini berbuat sial.

Im happy to see Rino Gattuso started the match, wearing captain's armband, almost find a goal himself, and still demonstrate only he partners Pirlo well.

And Flamini in for him, although provided surging runs during Milan's counter attacks, still his bad selfishness much bitter to consume.

Robinho almost got a goal, only Criscito's vital presence took off the Brazilian's happiness for what supposed to be his first goal for Milan.

Manakala sebelum itu Abang Model Spender dengan macho melakukan through air ball, and Ibra doing well between two defenders to flick the ball high, even Eduardo got a touch on the ball, even he cannot stop the super cool finishing.

Aku cakap kat awek aku Luca Toni hensem. Dia tak percaya, tak mahu percaya.

Aku cakap Nesta ni hensem, tapi rambut die tak lawa. Dia suka, tanda setuju.

Dia cakap Pirlo hensem, dengan mata yang kuyu2. Hahaha.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Jobless Issue

Pernahkah kau berasa sangat tak berguna dalam hidup ini, seperti tiada masa depan, tak cerah, gelap, apa pun tak nampak? Saat di mana kau rasa semua dalam hidup ini sukar, susah, tak indah, bermasalah?

Aku pernah. Sekarang, saat ini.

Celaka.

Semua kerana aku masih tak dapat kerja. Interbiu pun tak ada. Haram jadah betol.

Haih, mungkin kerana aku terlalu memilih.

Sial.

Aku suka mencarut.

Dan yang paling best adalah hidup di samping ibu tersayang.

Malam2 begini aku suka untuk berfikir tentang 'mama'.

Sebab mama lah yang boleh menyenangkan hati. Tak pernah mengecewakan.

Semoga esok ada khabar gembira.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Milan 1-1 Lazio

22 Sept 2010, Serie A, Roma

GK: Abbiati
DF: Abate Nesta T.Silva Zambrotta
MF: Boateng Gattuso Pirlo Seedorf
FW: Ibrahimovic Ronaldinho

Goals: Ibrahimovic 66', Floccari 81'

Oh Milan, you should have won over the Roman.

And if only Zambro score, that will be a different story.

Again, this is heartbreaking.

I don't want to talk about it. Just not now, maybe later. Time will heals.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Liverpool 2-3 Manchester Utd

19 Sept 2010, EPL, Old Trafford

Reina
Johnson Carragher Skrtel Konchesky
Gerrard Poulsen
Maxi Meireles Cole
Torres

Goals: Berbatov 42', 59', 84' and Gerrard 64'(pen), 70'

Oh I think I should write the title:

Steven Gerrard 2-3 Dimitar Berbutoh, instead of the above.

Yes, football is not fair. No matter how hard FIFA or UEFA and other FA try to promote the fair play, it is still not a fair game. Even if after this we will see someone as fair as Paolo Di Canio, no, it is still not a fair game. You will agree with me, unless if you always, and will always on the winning side.

Outmuscled by United, poor marking, two nil down, and while I am already giving up on hope, somehow Fernando El-Nino Torres, yes we know that name, gave Pool a penalty, and Stevie G equalised from a free kick, where Meireles sweet bluffing on Fletcher gave a hole on United wall, after FT being brought down by-supposedly red-carded O'Shea, and Van Der Pengalaman Seribu Tahun just stayed on his ground.

Where the mood for the game suddenly changed, where I doubted this could be one of greatest comeback for this year, suddenly The-supposedly red carded-O'Shea provided an assist for Berbutoh hatrick, and a winning goal. Yes, the previously critised Bulgarian for his lack of goals -  now a United's hero.

Bullshit.

I just think Meireles should not be substitued. Poor Hodgson, he should have bring home the undeserved one point, and more hurts is giving United full points.

Again, frustrating, and not fair. Not not not fair.

Macibai.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Hari Raya Eidilfitri 2010

Tiada apa yang lebih menggembirakan selain daripada berada di sisi keluarga tercinta. Lebih-lebih lagi bila hari begini, meriah, riuh, tak pernah senyap kerna sungguh ramai saudara pulang ke kampung, macam rasa nak runtuh rumah, nasib baik rumah batu.

Tak usahlah diceritakan tentang rendang, lemang, ketupat, daun palas, kuih raya itu suma perkara biasa. Makanan memang satu keistimewaan di hari begini. Perut anda juga akan menjadi semakin istimewa. Aku naik menyampah memesin dan memerah kelapa yang banyak. Kenapa? Kerana kerja ini tak boleh dilakukan sambil menghisap rokok. Jadi lebih baik menebang lalang, membasuh longkang, mengecat atau membakar lemang. Tapi macam mana pun, membuat kerja sambil berbual dengan makcik makcik aku adalah seronok. Tak kurang juga nenek aku yang ada saja membebelnya, nak buat macam mana, matanya sudah tak nampak kerana kabur, jadi membebel dan mengarah orang saja kepandaiannya. "Haa boy, kepala tu asingkan. Mesin yang muda untuk puteri mandi, yang tua tu nak buat rendang. Karang ko belah cabut betol sabutnye baru senang nak belah..". Bermain dengan arang pula memang kegemaran aku sambil melihat api darik kecil menjadi besar. Sungguh menakjubkan. Sambil menunggu api itu marak boleh juga layan mengumpat bersama makcik2. Hahaha.

Dengan pakcik-pakcik juga ada ceritanya, ada yang pasal nak beli tanah, ada yang berlagak baru membeli kereta baru, ada yang tak habis-habis dengan nombor ekor dan ada juga pasal bola sepak. Tapi yang paling best sebenarnya cerita tentang nombor ekor. Kerana kesudahannya adalah tak pasti, dan bermacam angan mengarut akan keluar. "Ni no kereta makndak ko naik first haritu, rugilah haritu tak pau. Kalau pau big dengan A memang sedap, dah boleh tuko kete baru dah."

Bertemu rakan yang pulang bercuti, main futsal beramai2 adalah aktiviti lain selain lepak minum. Pergi beraya ke rumah orang adalah satu aktiviti yang selalu aku elakkan. Kenapa: Malas. Aku selalu penat dan lebih baik menonton tv dan berehat di rumah ataupun melayan bergurau dengan anak buah yang kecil ataupun melihat mereka bermain bunga api. Lagipun, tujuannya sama, kuihnya juga sama, sama sahaja. Lebih baik bertemu melepak lebih bagus. Aku selalu menganggap aktiviti beraya dari satu rumah ke satu rumah ini agak keperempuanan, jadi budak kecil yang masih keanakan bolehlah berbuat begitu. Lainlah kalau pergi ke rumah gadis cantik, itu lain cerita. Aku lebih suka pergi ke open house. Lebih banyak makanan, lebih ramai orang.

Aktiviti lain di hari raya adalah: Racing. Aku pelik, tapi aku tengok jugak. Kerana bunyi kereta dan motor yang memecut laju adalah seronok. Tapi elakkan lah berlumba. Terutama sekali moto yang telah dibogelkan tanpa lampu tanpa brek sume, sangat merbahaya. Ingatlah orang yang tersayang. Tahun lepas ade budak meninggal pagi raya kerana racing. Renungkanlah.

Tapi ade juga cerite yang tak best, seperti, "Haa boy, ko tengah buat ape sekarang, dah kerje ke belom? Ko ni asek fail je blajo, asek enjoy je ape nak jadi ni?.."

Dan pakcik dan makcik aku yang masih bergaduh kerana berselisih faham. Kalau seorang balik kampung, seorang lagi takmau balik sehingga seorang lagi berambus. Aku tak faham kenapa nak bergaduh lama.

Aku juga tak dapat menonton bola sepak kerana remote control tv dikawal oleh makcik2 aku, yang tak habis2 dengan drama dan cerite2 melayu. Layan sudah. Seronok rasenya bila tak tengok bola, sebab kadang aku rase tengok bola macam picisan dan bosan. Jadi baik tengok tennis atau pun Nicol David.

Ade juga berlaku perkara yang tak best. Mak aku terpaksa dibawa ke hospital kerana mengalami diarrhea yang sangat teruk sehingga tak mampu berdiri, dimasukkan air kerana banyak sangat muntah dan badan kekurangan cecair. Nasib baik tak kena tahan wad. Aku sangat risau, tak pernah berlaku begini. Perkara yang paling aku risau dan tak mahu berlaku di dunia ini ialah: Ketiadaan seorang ibu. Beberapa hari kemudian aku pula mengalami demam. Turut serta adalah selsema, batuk, semput. Memang sialan. Mungkin kerna aku tak cukup tidur beberapa hari ini.

Bagaimanapun, hari raya tetap best.

Milan 1-1 Catania

18 Sept 2010, Serie A, San Siro

GK: Abbiati
DF: Bonera, Nesta, T. Silva, Antonini
MF: Boateng, Pirlo, Seedorf
FW: Ibra, Superpippo, Dinho

Goals: Capuano 27', Superpippo 45'

Ok, senang cerita Milan main memang macam sial, letih aku memaki hamun skrin tv yang tak bersalah.

A win, a loss, a win, a draw. That is how Milan's last four matches end. And all of those against weaker side, much more weaker. Pffttt.

Still Milan looked vulnerable to counter-attacks, with both Maxi Lopez and Mascara provided constant threats.

Still Ibra got lot more spaces to prove, nearly provide an assist to Pippo, only to see the Italian sent the ball above crossbar after sweetly beating offside trap.

Still I hate that Milan constantly play the ball to Ronaldinho where the Brazilian always avoiding using his weaker foot. And that gave much time for the Sicilian to regroup and reorganise in defence. Admit it, he is a good player, a great player he was.

Boateng should be Milan's best player, impressive, strong, determine. Way to go Prince.

And Capuano strike could be goal of the season, an absolute bullet he would be proud of, and that coming from a fullback.

With Inter coming from behind to win the game against Palermo, Milan now 3 points adrift from the city rival.

Well, it got to be worked out before it is too late.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Milan 2-0 Auxerre

15 Sept 2010, Champions League Group Stage, San Siro

GK: Abbiati
DF: Zambro, Nesta, Bonera, Antonini
MD: Ambro, Pirlo, Seedorf
FW: Pato, Ibra, Dinho

Goals: Ibrahimovic 66', 69'


Sloppy for the first, fancy on the second.

An absolute 'need to win' game for Milan, before travelling away to Madrid and Ajax.

Opponent player to watch: Valter Birsa, being impressive at World Cup.

I am not comfortable with 'so much attacking' 4-3-3 line up, even more after Ambro injured. Does prove a point where Milan suffered fast counter after corner kick where only Antonini and Seedorf defending against three, and if only Langil could do better finding his teammate rather than blasting over the bar, and if better, Milan could go behind, at home.

It was Zlatan's European debut for Milan, thanks for the brace. Easy tap in following a flick on by Prince's head o Dinho cross from the left hand side, and a cool finish by curling the ball to the far post.

Dinho: Wait for me, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Ibra: No, no no!

I'm going to love you Kevin Prince. Ghana make Africa proud!

Dan agak kelakar bila menonton Abang Din mendukung Pak Ibra, sementara Seedorf pula kelihatan bodoh bodoh alang dan Abbiati juga membuat lawak dengan percubaan menjadi left back. Mungkin dia sudah bosan menjadi penjaga gol. Bodoh punye si botak.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Italy 5-0 Faroe Island

7 Sept 2010, Euro 2012 Qualification, Florence.


GK: Viviano
DF: DeSilvestri Bonucci Chiellini Antonelli
MF: Montolivo Pirlo DeRossi
FW: Rossi Gilardino Cassano

Goals: Gilardino 11', DeRossi 21', Cassano 27', Quaqliarella 76', Pirlo 90'

Italy annihilated Faroe Island, thats the news headline.

I'm glad Giuseppe start the game this time, but I'm ending watching England-Swiss and suddenly after Rooney's goal I fall asleep. Fuck for no live telecast, fuck off. Highlights the best answer.

Cassano with a screamer, and there's Baggio on the stand clapping on the new number 10's goal.

Oh, seronoknya tengok abang Pirlo model spender score freekick. Yare yare.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Italy 2-1 Estonia

4 Sept 2010, Euro Qualification, Estonia.

GK: Sirigu
DF: Cassani Bonucci Chiellini Molinaro
MF: Montolivo Pirlo De Rossi
FW: Pepe Pazzini Cassano

Goals: Verjov 31', Cassano 60', Bonucci 63'


Oh how I missed you Andrea Pirlo, and the 'win'. I miss the word win for almost a year.

First competitive match under new appointed coach Cesare Prandelli after what so called 'disastrous Lippi campaign'. Whatever the media tells, I still have my faith in the old man.

Cassano got back his 'Italy', and I'm happy to see Molinaro on the left, after a debut against Cote d'Ivoire - where I doubt should be in the WC squad where the Stuttgart man may inject some pace and technique on the wing rather than defensive Criscito whom mostly played as center half. Maybe.

Once again, Italians being punished with set piece, in the past prove as the one of Italians' strong weapon - and now turn to be the killer. Shaky Sirugu should done better, much better.

Lucky that later Pirlo and Cassano combination worked magic, twice, to bring home three points, both also coming from set piece. Evil smile. Hahaha. =)

Abang Bon in action. Settle.

In the end it was not a comfortable win, but a win is a win is a win. Period.

Introduction

First post, oh ho ho ho. Hello. I am Boy, and I am new to Blogger. And I like football. I love Italy, AC Milan, and Liverpool. I adore Maldini, Pirlo and Steven Gerrard.